• Your Daughter: Mommy, how did you meet daddy?
• You: Well I was going into a hotel and saw your dad as soon as he came out of the elevator. We bumped into each other, and in that moment when I first I laid my eyes on him, I fell in love with him.
• Him: If thats what you want to call stalking and trying to run past security, into the elevator and jumping on top of me while screaming in my ear then fine, thats what happened

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